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Funny terms quotes

I get ignored so much, my name should be "terms and conditions".

I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
I don't want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Just as "magic spells" use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025