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Funny terms quotes are like a hilarious twist on everyday language 😂✨ They turn ordinary words into laugh-out-loud moments, perfect for brightening your day or spicing up your captions 📱🎉 Whether you need a quick chuckle or a clever way to express yourself, these witty gems have got you covered! Get ready to laugh, share, and maybe even create your own funny lingo 💬🤣 #WordPlay #LOL

New funny terms quotes 👇

7 days ago
Share →: In terms of wasting time, today was very productive.

Commentary:
Mastering the art of productive procrastination! 😎⏳🎨
1 week ago
Share →: My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

Commentary:
Looks like my bank account and I are giving each other the silent treatment until payday 🤐💸
3 weeks ago
Share →: I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

Commentary:
Looks like you've gone hog wild! Time to reel it in and give the pigs a break! 🐷🥓😂
4 months ago
Share →: I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

Commentary:
"If being ignored were an Olympic sport, you'd definitely win the gold medal! Maybe we should start calling you 'Terms and Conditions' – at least that way people might actually read your messages!"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

Commentary:
"Sure, I'll get right on that apology… just as soon as I finish apologizing to all the other people I've offended this year! Looks like I'll be busy until at least next year. Sorry about that!"
6 months ago
Share →: Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

Commentary:
Haha, those mice sure know how to handle a breakup in style! 🐭😂 Looks like they're not willing to deal with any more drama in their tiny rodent-sized relationships. Time to move on to greener cheese fields! 🧀🌿 #SqueakyCleanBreakups
6 months ago
Share →: Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Commentary:
Ah, the mystical incantations of legal jargon! 🧙‍♂️✨ It's like lawyers are wizards casting spells with words instead of wands. 🪄 "Hear ye, hear ye, by the power vested in these terms and conditions!" 📜💼 Don't be fooled by the smoke and mirrors of legalese – it's all just wordy wizardry in a three-piece suit! 👔🔮
6 months ago
Share →: The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Commentary:
"Remember, the Thanksgiving dinner table is not for holding grudges… but your car is! 🚗💨 #DriveOffTheGratitude"
6 months ago
Share →: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Commentary:
"Lord, give me the serenity to accept the endless terms and conditions I blindly agree to, for they are as mysterious as my WiFi connection 🙏📄🚫 #TermsAndConditions #AcceptAndMoveOn"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

Commentary:
"Well, blame it on the stars, not the folks who gave you life! 🌟✨ Looks like Mercury retrograde gets more airtime than family drama these days! 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 #CosmicExcuses"