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Funny terms quotes are like a hilarious twist on everyday language πŸ˜‚βœ¨ They turn ordinary words into laugh-out-loud moments, perfect for brightening your day or spicing up your captions πŸ“±πŸŽ‰ Whether you need a quick chuckle or a clever way to express yourself, these witty gems have got you covered! Get ready to laugh, share, and maybe even create your own funny lingo πŸ’¬πŸ€£ #WordPlay #LOL

In terms of wasting time, today was very productive.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

Posted onMar 17, 2025

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

Mice after a breakup be like β€œwe are not on squeaking terms”.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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