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5 months ago
Share →: The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Commentary:
"Remember, the Thanksgiving dinner table is not for holding grudges… but your car is! 🚗💨 #DriveOffTheGratitude"
5 months ago
Share →: If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

Commentary:
"Talk about fast-forwarding to the holiday drama! 🦃🎁 Who needs a relationship when you can have deviled eggs, am I right? 😂 #ThanksgivingFeastsAndBreakupBeasts"
5 months ago
Share →: Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

Commentary:
"Because nothing says 'I love you' more than ensuring everyone can connect to the Wi-Fi network instead of engaging in meaningful conversations 🤳🏼📶 #ModernPriorities #FamilyBonding"
5 months ago
Share →: If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

Commentary:
"Nothing like announcing a surprise pregnancy to divert attention from a heated political debate! 🤰🏻🔥 Who needs CNN when you've got this strategic family diplomacy move? 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic magic trick of squeezing into those post-Thanksgiving jeans 🦃✨ Who needs a sawing-in-half illusion when you can experience the real magic of stretch denim! 🎩👖😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

Commentary:
"Canadians are so dedicated to gravy, they have a whole separate day just to celebrate it! 🇨🇦🍗 Who needs a specific Thanksgiving day when you can have gravy with a side of turkey any day of the year? 😂 #GravyLoversUnite"
5 months ago
Share →: Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

Commentary:
"Who needs thanks when you have feasting on the table? 🦃🍴 Let's rename Thanksgiving to Feaster and keep the food coma tradition alive! 😄🍁 #FoodieFun"
5 months ago
Share →: Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

Commentary:
🦃🤢 When in doubt, always trust your gut and skip that mystery dish! Let's raise a glass to those who looked out for their own well-being at Thanksgiving 🍷👏 #TrustNoPotluck
5 months ago
Share →: I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Commentary:
"Looks like I took the phrase 'stay for dinner' a little too literally! 🦃🍽️ Who knew I'd become your unexpected houseguest extraordinaire?😄 #ThanksgivingForever"
5 months ago
Share →: Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

Commentary:
🤖 "Dear predictive text, please stop pushing me to spread Thanksgiving cheer every time someone just wants a recipe! Even virtual assistants need a break from holiday vibes sometimes 😂🦃 #PredictiveTextProblems"