160 Funny things quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Things I hate about group work: The group.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of group work – where sharing ideas turns into a test of patience with the group itself! 🤦‍♂️ It's like herding 🐑 cats, only less adorable. Just remember, teamwork makes the dream work… or at least, that's what we tell ourselves! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between ambition and the irresistible call of the snooze button. 🌟💤 Dream big, but make sure to catch some Z's along the way! 💁‍♂️😴"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the noble art of gracefully stumbling down a hill, where a moment of 'I totally meant to do that' meets the reality of 'my feet have a mind of their own.' 🚶‍♂️🤦‍♀️ #GravityAlwaysWins"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma of wanting to enjoy the fun without the commitment! 🙈 Flirting is like the appetizer of relationships – deliciously tempting yet no main course in sight. 🍸 Who needs the hassle of dating when you've got charm and wit on your side, am I right? 😉 #FlirtAlert"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like it's time for some creative regret management! 🤔📚 Introducing the oughtabiography – a hilarious tale of missed opportunities and shoulda-woulda-couldas! 😂💭 Don't just read about it, live it vicariously through the pages of 'I Oughta Known Better'! 📖✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the eternal optimists yet again underestimating the power of chaos and Murphy's Law! 🙈 Keep those rose-colored glasses on, folks, and let's see just how creative life can get! 🌪️😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew Google would become the ultimate parenting manual? 😂💻 Just remember, there's no 'Ctrl + Z' button when it comes to real-life tantrums! 🤪👶 #ParenthoodAdventures"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

  Commentary:
  "Apologies in advance for my 'creative' vocabulary when stuck in traffic caused by my love for hitting snooze ⏰🤭 #RunningLateAntics"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

  Commentary:
  "Two key life lessons: 1) Always remember to… uh, wait, what was it again? 🤔 2) Ah yes, WRITE IT DOWN! 📝 The struggle is real, folks! 😂 #MemoryFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

  Commentary:
  "Apology accepted… as long as you promise not to eavesdrop on me while I'm planning our next vacation 🌴👂😆 #SelectiveHearing #SavedByTheIgnorance"

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