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6 months ago
Share →: I probably think this song is about me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of accidental ego boost brought on by music! 🎵🤣 It's definitely not paranoia if the song sparks a personal connection, right? 🎶😂 Just embrace the accidental self-centered anthem and rock on like the star you believe you are! 🌟🎤"
6 months ago
Share →: He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

Commentary:
"Ah, the subtle nuances of wrestling stage names 🤔 I mean, who needs to be so extra when you're already a Giant, right?! 😂🤼‍♂️ #ObviousObservations"
6 months ago
Share →: People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

Commentary:
Oh, the audacity of habitual liars! 🤥🤫 It's almost as if they believe they're starring in their own secret reality show – "The Real Fibbers of Too-Clever-ville" 🌟🎭 Just a friendly reminder to all the fibbers out there: honesty is the best policy! 💁‍♂️🚫🤥
6 months ago
Share →: What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

Commentary:
🍎🍌🍊 "Ah yes, the prestigious profession of a 'fruit stickerer' – where attention to detail and precision are essential! 🤹‍♂️ Who knew perfectly placing those tiny stickers could be such a ripe career choice? 🍇🍐 Remember, it's all about that peel-fection! 🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

Commentary:
Ah, so you're saying my icy heart and mysterious aura remind you of the chilly winter nights? ❄️🌚 Well, I must say, I have been told that I have a captivating darkness about me! 😂
6 months ago
Share →: It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

Commentary:
"Move over Shakespeare, we've got a literary genius in the form of a Penguin 🐧📚 Who knew they were hiding such talent beneath those tuxedos?"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

Commentary:
"Maybe we've been doing it all wrong, and social distancing was the key to happiness all along! 🤔💭 Avoid people, embrace solitude, and enjoy the peaceful sound of your own thoughts… seems like a solid plan! 🌟😂 #IntrovertLife"
6 months ago
Share →: If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Commentary:
Oh, English, the language that keeps you guessing and laughing simultaneously! 🤪📚 It's a wild ride of inconsistency where read can sound like lead, but don't even think about making read rhyme with lead! 🤯🤓 How else would we keep our brains on their toes if not for these linguistic acrobatics? 🤔💬 #EnglishLanguageShenanigans
6 months ago
Share →: It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic wall staring session – a timeless ritual of self-reflection and questionable life choices. 🤔🪶 Don't worry, we've all been there! Just remember, that wall has seen it all and it's got your back… even if it's just a blank surface. 😂👀 #DeepThoughts"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

Commentary:
Oh dear passengers, seems like some of you are riding the struggle bus instead of the one with wheels that actually go round and round! 🚌😂 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone tries to reinvent the wheel…literally! 🔄🤪 #LostInTransit