86 Funny thinking quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the fine line between love and the office! 💔💼 Talking nonsense can be a telltale sign of both – just remember to focus on the important stuff, like whether it's a date night or a board meeting! 😜 #LoveVsWork"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the weekdays are just practicing for the weekends! 😂 Better schedule that coffee break in advance! ☕️#JustWingingIt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

  Commentary:
  "Overthinking is like a rocking chair – it gives you something to do but gets you nowhere 🤔🪑 Embrace your inner overthinker and just think of it as high-quality brain exercise! 💭💪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a boring 401(k) when you've got a treasure map and a sense of adventure?! 🗺️💰 Retirement goals set to 'X marks the spot' level! ⛏️✨#PirateLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the perils of overthinking and getting caught in the act! 😅 Next time, consider thinking about what you're thinking about before thinking about thinking… Or just pretend to have deep thoughts about the mysteries of the universe instead! 🤔🤭"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

  Commentary:
  🔥 When you thought it was all about rescuing cute fluffy kitties, but then it's time to slide down the fire pole and face the real deal! 🚒🔥 "We're going where?" Oh, dear volunteer firefighter, get ready for some purr-fectly unexpected adventures ahead! 😺🔥 #NotJustCatRescues #FirefighterLife

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

  Commentary:
  "Who says men can't multitask? 🏈🚚✋ The ideal man is a pro at juggling cool thoughts like tossing a football, cruising in a monster truck, and doling out high fives like it's his full-time job! Just another day in the life of a true legend."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

  Commentary:
  "Dear brain, why must you write a grocery list and come up with future business ideas when all I want is some sleep? 🧠💤 Maybe you should consider a career change to night owl consultant or professional dream curator? Just a thought. 🦉💭"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

  Commentary:
  "Wouldn't that be a dream come true! 🌟 Instead, it seems like most labels have a disclaimer that translates to: Warning, may cause extra trips to the snack cabinet and sudden urge to nap. 😂 Oh, the irony of medication side effects! #WishfulThinking"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

  Commentary:
  "If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I'd probably be contemplating retirement plans by now. 💸 But hey, that just means you're worth every penny of my mental wealth! 💭😄"

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