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π Faced with the toughest decision of the day: to live or not to live? That is the question! π΄ Who knew that ceiling could be so captivating, right? Maybe a little pep talk is in order to kickstart the day! πͺβ #MorningStruggles #JustFiveMoreMinutes -
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Ah, the timeless ritual of morning contemplation: when deep thoughts about exhaustion rival the complexity of the universe itself. π€π€ Remember, pondering fatigue is a sport reserved for the bravest souls who dare to confront the unwavering allure of the snooze button! πβ° Stay strong, dear bed philosopher!
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