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Funny toddler quotes
Nov 19
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: The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.
Nov 15
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: Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.
Oct 11
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: Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.
Sep 28
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: Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.
Sep 25
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: Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.
Sep 22
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: Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.
Sep 22
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: I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.
