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36 Funny toddler quotes

Funny toddler quotes capture the adorable and unpredictable nature of young children! πŸ‘ΆπŸ˜‚ From their charmingly innocent misunderstandings to their hilarious outbursts, these quotes highlight the joy and amusement of parenting a little one. Get ready to giggle at the whimsical wisdom and cheeky antics of toddlers! πŸ˜„πŸ‘Ÿ

β€œI’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

Posted on6 months ago

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

A toddler in their β€œwhy” phase makes you realize how little you know.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

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