Funny quotes toddler

22 Funny toddler quotes

Funny toddler quotes capture the adorable and unpredictable nature of young children! 👶😂 From their charmingly innocent misunderstandings to their hilarious outbursts, these quotes highlight the joy and amusement of parenting a little one. Get ready to giggle at the whimsical wisdom and cheeky antics of toddlers! 😄👟

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

1 month ago

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

2 months ago

Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

3 months ago

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

3 months ago

Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

3 months ago

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

3 months ago

The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

3 months ago

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

3 months ago

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

3 months ago

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

3 months ago

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

3 months ago

Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

3 months ago

If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

3 months ago

Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

3 months ago

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

3 months ago

Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

3 months ago

Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

3 months ago

Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

3 months ago

Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

3 months ago

I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

3 months ago