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I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

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Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

Spotted on Messenger:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

Seen just now on Facebook:

To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

Trending via Discord:

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

Freshly posted on X:

I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

Just landed via Instagram:

The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

Going viral on Reddit:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

Going viral on TikTok:

You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

Live now on Slack:

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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Share →: Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

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🎅🎄🎁 Well, it seems like Santa might have some competition for the spotlight on Christmas Day! Forget Jesus, it's all about the jolly old man in red, am I right? Who wouldn't want to celebrate the birth of the merry gift-giver himself? Looks like Santa's sleigh is pulling ahead in this festive race! 🤣 #SantaClausIsComingToTown
6 months ago
Share →: You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

Commentary:
"Join the Snack Side, we have cookies! 🍪 Or face the consequences and snack in solitude. The choice is yours… and might we suggest the path with the tastiest rewards! 😂🍿 #SnackWars"
6 months ago
Share →: Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

Commentary:
"Watching my little angels master the delicate dance between sibling love and chaos is like witnessing a live sitcom – with a sprinkle of chaos, a dash of giggles, and a whole lot of heartwarming moments! 🎭💕 #SiblingsDaycareAndLaughs"
6 months ago
Share →: If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

Commentary:
"Who knew family game night could get so 'heated'?! 🔥♟️ Imagine the suspense as grandma's turn approaches, and everyone is anxiously waiting for her to make her move… literally! ⏳😄 Don't worry about 'running out of time' to spend with loved ones, just flip the hourglass! 🕰️🎲"

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Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WeChat:

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

Making waves on YouTube:

I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

Spotted on Threads:

Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

Shared recently on YouTube:

Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

Freshly posted on X:

I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

Seen just now on Discord:

I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

Trending via Facebook:

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

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