Funny tools quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

  Commentary:
  Been there, done that! I've mastered the art of finding exactly what wasn't asked for! 🔧😅👨‍🔧

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

  Commentary:
  Imagine explaining hot dogs to someone in the Renaissance: "Picture this, a sausage robe for your meat king! 🌭🤔 And what's ketchup? It's…our version of a tomato potion! 🍅🧙‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone finally found the courage to ask the burning question 🔧🤪 Who needs a map when you've got a trusty screwdriver, right? 🔩 #AdultingAtItsFinest"

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  Jan 24, 2025

  Share →: Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, getting a toothbrush from the dentist is just a clever strategy to ensure we keep coming back for more dental adventures! 🦷🪥 Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, well, at least my oral health is in good hands! 😂"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a broom when you can flambé the mess away? 🔥🍂 Though, maybe save the flamethrower for the backyard and stick with the leaf blower for inside the house! 😄 #CleaningInStyle"

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