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My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025