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Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Commentary:
"Apparently, getting a toothbrush from the dentist is just a clever strategy to ensure we keep coming back for more dental adventures! 🦷🪥 Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, well, at least my oral health is in good hands! 😂"

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Commentary:
"Who needs a broom when you can flambé the mess away? 🔥🍂 Though, maybe save the flamethrower for the backyard and stick with the leaf blower for inside the house! 😄 #CleaningInStyle"

My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

Commentary:
"Looks like someone finally found the courage to ask the burning question 🔧🤪 Who needs a map when you've got a trusty screwdriver, right? 🔩 #AdultingAtItsFinest"