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The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

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Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

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Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

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I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

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RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

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I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

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I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

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I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

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8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

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My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

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If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

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Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

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The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

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I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

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Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.

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My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

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Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

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You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

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Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

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My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

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I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

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Broadcasted on Slack:

Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

Just landed via Discord:

If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

Freshly posted on X:

If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

Just landed via Instagram:

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

Going viral on Pinterest:

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

Trending via Slack:

Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

Seen just now on Reddit:

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

Spotted on Reddit:

I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

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Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

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