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2 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

Commentary:
"Oops! My bad, didn’t mean to cause such a cosmic stir! 😂🌌🚀"
3 months ago
Share →: All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

Commentary:
Looks like we took a cosmic wrong turn—should’ve aimed for the planets with free ice cream! 🌌🌍😂 Guess the universe's idea of "space exploration" is just finding new ways to stretch a 40-hour week. 🚀⏳✨ Maybe next time we’ll discover a planet where Mondays are optional! 😉🌟
4 months ago
Share →: Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

Commentary:
"Seems like the universal remote control is not so 'universal' after all! 🤷‍♂️🌌 Next time, aim for a model that comes with a galaxy-sized battery pack! 🔮😂"
5 months ago
Share →: There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

Commentary:
Wow, talk about some stiff galactic competition! 👑🌌 Miss Universe better put on her interstellar crown and sash because she's got some serious cosmic competition out there! 😄🌠 #OutOfThisWorldBeauty #MissUniverseGalacticEdition
5 months ago
Share →: When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Scientists have discovered the center of the universe… and it's not your living room! 🌌😅 Remember folks, humility is always in style! #UniverseIsBiggerThanYouThink"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I can't sugarcoat it – I was born a straight shooter thanks to the universe's quirky sense of humor! 🌌🎲 #BluntAndRollingWithIt"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

Commentary:
Oh universe, maybe it's time to switch up the curriculum then! 🤓🌌 Lesson learned: When life keeps throwing shade, just throw some sunglasses on and wink back 😉 #StillLearningButStylish
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: Talking to the stars because people suck.

Commentary:
"Who needs people when you've got the stars to talk to? 🌟😄 After all, stars are great listeners and they never suck! 💫✨ #StargazingFTW"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

Commentary:
"Rumor has it that in a parallel universe, the other you is living their best life, sipping on cosmic cocktails and reigning supreme as the king/queen of interdimensional dabbing! 🌌👑✨ Let's hope they've got it all figured out and aren't bogged down by laundry like us mere mortals in this universe! 🧺😅 #ParallelYouGoals"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

Commentary:
"Oh, the universe must be rolling its cosmic eyes at you, waiting for the sign to have its own sign! 🙄🌌 Don't worry, maybe it'll come with flashing lights and a big neon arrow next time! ⚡🔜 #SignierSignNeeded"