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Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

I just found out I have to go on dates to get a boyfriend. I’m sick to my stomach.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

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The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

Going viral on YouTube:

Old people be like, “No elbows on the table, it’s rude,” then say something racist.

Seen just now on X:

If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

Making waves on Instagram:

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Trending via Pinterest:

If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

Making waves on Discord:

I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

Freshly posted on X:

Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

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Livin’ la vida vodka!

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I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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31 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

95 shares on WeChat this month:

Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

75 shares on Discord this month:

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

77 shares on Discord this month:

An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

71 shares on Discord this month:

The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

67 shares on Discord this month:

Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

12 shares on Slack this month:

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

14 shares on WeChat this month:

They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.

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Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

“I’m doing better than my parents at my age. They had, like, no followers.”

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

My OnlyFans is just hours of me untangling Christmas lights.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Don’t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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Making waves on Pinterest:

Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

Making waves on YouTube:

I don’t mean to brag, but I can forget what I’m saying while I’m saying it.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

(lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

Making waves on Threads:

Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.

Freshly posted on Threads:

A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

Seen just now on TikTok:

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

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Funny Versailles quotes

New funny Versailles quotes 👇

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

All funny Versailles quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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