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Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

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Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

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Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

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All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

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Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

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It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

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Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

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I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

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I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

Trending via Pinterest:

Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

Reported on Facebook:

Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

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Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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Twitter is an abusement park.

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I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

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It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

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I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

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I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

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Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

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Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

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“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

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The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

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Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

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If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

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Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

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Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

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Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

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I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

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Oh good. Another day.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

Spotted on WeChat:

I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

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Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

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I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

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For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

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