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My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

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No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

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I miss when bills were none of my business.

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The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

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The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

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I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

Live now on Reddit:

My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

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Love is in the air fryer.

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Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

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Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

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I run a parody bank account.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

61 shares on Telegram this month:

Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

21 shares on Facebook this month:

Job interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?” Me: “My greatest strength is that I’m a good listener.”

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

29 shares on Reddit this month:

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

40 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

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If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

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My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

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Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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“I’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.”

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My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

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Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

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The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.

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The urge to buy people gifts they’ve mentioned they liked once.

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And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

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Absurdity is the spice of life.

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I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

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Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

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My love language is being sent money.

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“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

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So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

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If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

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I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

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New funny Versailles quotes 👇

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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