Funny vet quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew pet insurance came with a 'pawsome' bonus? 🤣🐾 It's like a 'poo-dle' of fun while your dachshund gets pampered at the vet! Talk about a 'fetching' deal! 🐩 #PetInsurancePerks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your dog missed the memo on extreme sports 🐶🛹! Perhaps he's just more of a "couch-potato" kind of pup 🥔🐾! Who needs skateboards when you can get carried around like a royal canine? 👑😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

  Commentary:
  🐻💩 Looks like this bear is really in a *sticky* situation! 🙈 Let's hope he can *bear* through it and come out of the woods feeling *paw-sitively* better soon! 🌲🐻💚

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine going to the doctor's office and finding a trail of treats leading to the examination room! 🐾 Who says bribing with snacks only works on pets? 🍖😂 Maybe we should start a 'treats-for-patients' movement! 🏥 #DoctorVsVet"

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