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This Monday has Monday written all over it.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

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Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

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The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

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Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

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Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

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Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

Spotted on Discord:

I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Trending via Threads:

The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

Seen just now on TikTok:

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

Making waves on YouTube:

My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

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I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

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Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

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I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

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When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

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I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

Just shared via X:

Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

Spotted on Messenger:

A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

Shared recently on Discord:

Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

Making waves on Telegram:

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

Just shared via Reddit:

Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

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