Commentary:
🌑💡 "When dark mode is life, a sudden burst of brightness feels like a solar eclipse on your retinas! 🕶️😂 Who needs sunglasses when you've got a monitor set to 'night mode' all day, every day? Embrace the darkness, it's where the cool kids are at! 😎🌚"
Commentary:
"Yep, Ohio definitely looks like it's revving up to plow through some cornfields or maybe even challenge a T-rex to a race! 🚜🦖 #OhioIsReadyToRoll"

Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.
Commentary:
"Attempting to uncover the mysteries of your coworkers' minds, one staring contest at a time. 👀💭 Just remember: if you start seeing brains, maybe it's time for a coffee break! ☕️😂"
Commentary:
"Yoda upgrading from VHS to 4K like… HDMI, you must. A crystal-clear view of the Force, it is! 📺✨ #UpgradeMasterYoda"

I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.
Commentary:
🌕🕺💩 "Who knew the moonwalk could have such a practical application? Talk about turning a crappy situation into a smooth move! Michael Jackson would be proud of this unique use of his signature dance 😄👟 #moonwalkmagic"
Commentary:
"Who would have thought that emojis could capture such a 'busty' personality 🍈🍈? Just remember, not all masterpieces fit in a single frame 😉 #ArtisticExpression #BoobArt"