70 Funny walk quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: Home is where you can walk around like a bum.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?
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  5 months ago

  View →: I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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