73 Funny walk quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal allure of a dimly-lit cobblestone street and a devilish companion! 😈🌃 Sounds like the perfect recipe for a memorable night out. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can stroll with the devil in style, right ladies? 😉👠 #DevilishlyDelightful

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a Fitbit when you've got a staircase workout program? 🚶‍♂️🤔 Just remember to take breaks for snacks in between flights! 🍕🍫 #StairmasterStruggles"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of passive aggression in exercise! Nothing like a long walk to let off steam and leave annoyance in the dust…literally."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, wouldn't that be the dream? 💁‍♂️ 'I don't care, gotta go water my houseplants 🌿' 🚶‍♂️ It'd spice up those dull conversations for sure! 😂 #SociallyAwkwardGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a fitness tracker when your friend selection criteria already includes a built-in speed test? 🏃‍♂️🚶‍♀️ Because surviving a nature walk shouldn't turn into a sprinting competition… unless you're up for the challenge! 🌲😄 #FitnessGoals #SpeedTest"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic plea for a balanced lifestyle! Dearest, may your sleep be as deep as your love for memes, and may your walks be as brisk as your scroll through social media! 💤🚶‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

  Commentary:
  "Ah, sledding – the exhilarating thrill of zooming down a snowy hill, followed by the not-so-fun cardio workout of trudging back up! ⛄️🛷 Who knew that winter sports came with a built-in leg day? 😅 #SleddingStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs dating apps when you've got that winning combo of smiles and unhinged DMs 🚶😬💬 Let the games begin! #LoveInRealLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, that's one chilly situation! ❄️🚶‍♂️ Must be tough for gangsters to keep it cool when they're freezing their pants off! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

  Commentary:
  Don't worry, not everyone can pull off the toothpick swagger like a cowboy in a wild west movie. 🤠 Keep rockin' your own style – maybe start with a grilled cheese sandwich in hand instead! 🧀🤪 #ChewingMySnackNotToothpick

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