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When I was 7, walking it off was considered a life-saving procedure 😂👍 #ResilienceSkills
117 Funny walk quotes
Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.
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When you know your step count is already too low, so you turn shopping into a full cardio session 😅🛒👟
Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and there’s an Olympic medalist there.
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When your casual skating practice comes with bonus Olympic gold, it's time to start charging admission! 🥇⛸️😆
If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?
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Ah yes, she’s already running a botanical daycare; adding one more needy creature (me) should be a breeze! 🌿🥴🪴
I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.
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Adulting Level: Expert 🧺🥗🚶♂️ #LivingTheDream #FlossLikeABoss 😄
“The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.
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When your heart says "carrot sticks," but your soul screams "chocolate cake!" 🍰❤️😅
If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.
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When you finally make it to work looking like you just escaped a time vortex 😂⏰🌀
Source? It was revealed to me on my walk.
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Sounds like you're getting top-secret intel from the neighborhood squirrels 🐿️🔍🌳
Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.
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Guess those extra steps are really steps to genius! 🚶♂️🧠😄
Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.
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Looking at pilots strut through the airport like they're in their own personal action movie 😂✈️🕶️