116 funny walk quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.

Apr 1, 2026

Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7, and my mom made me walk it off.

Apr 1, 2026

Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.

Apr 1, 2026

Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and there’s an Olympic medalist there.

Apr 1, 2026

If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?

Apr 1, 2026

I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

Apr 1, 2026

“The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.

Apr 1, 2026

If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.

Apr 1, 2026

Source? It was revealed to me on my walk.

Apr 1, 2026

Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

Mar 31, 2026

Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

Mar 31, 2026

I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

Mar 31, 2026

I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

Mar 31, 2026

Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

Mar 31, 2026

Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

Mar 31, 2026

The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

Mar 31, 2026

Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

Mar 31, 2026

I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

Mar 31, 2026

Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

Mar 31, 2026

I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

Mar 31, 2026

Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

Mar 30, 2026

‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

Mar 30, 2026

My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

Mar 30, 2026

I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

Mar 30, 2026

I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

Mar 30, 2026

“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

Mar 30, 2026

If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

Mar 30, 2026

First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

Mar 30, 2026

Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

Mar 30, 2026

Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

Mar 30, 2026

Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

Mar 30, 2026

When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

Mar 30, 2026

Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

Mar 30, 2026

You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

Mar 30, 2026

Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

Mar 29, 2026

I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

Mar 29, 2026

That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

Mar 29, 2026

They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

Mar 29, 2026

Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

Mar 29, 2026

I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

Mar 29, 2026