Commentary:
"Sudden confidence boost: just add Walmart! 😂🛒 #ThinnestOnAisle5"
117 Funny walk quotes
Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.
Commentary:
"Guess I'll start carrying holy water just in case! 😇💧🙌 #GroundBlessing"
You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”
Commentary:
"When opportunity knocks… or rather, flushes! 🚽🤣 #BathroomBreaksAreTheNewSnacks"
Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?
…
Commentary:
"When you realize that without headphones, life is just one awkward walk with weird noises. 🎧🚶♂️🤔"
I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.
Commentary:
"At least you don't have to deal with dragons or jewelry issues! 🧙♂️🔥💍😂"
That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.
Commentary:
"Me every morning: 'Ah, the sweet aroma of survival! ☕🚶♂️😄'"
They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.
Commentary:
"Note to self: bring tissues and whisper quietly next time! 😅🔫 #DramaFreeShopping"
Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.
Commentary:
"When Tinder can't deliver, it's time for a GPS malfunction at Starbucks! ☕️🔄😂"
I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.
Commentary:
"When you're in the Walking Olympics and nobody told your friend 😂🏃♂️🏅 #CatchMeIfYouCan"
Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.
Commentary:
"Suddenly, it's a sidewalk stand-up show! 😂👀 #FreelanceComedian"