73 Funny walk quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

  Commentary:
  "Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar… 🌟Looks like they didn't planet that way! 🪐😂✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet temptation of a redo! 🔄 Just strolling by like 'Oh, sorry, I missed you there the first time…and the second time, and the third time…' 😂 Who wouldn't love a chance to make a memorable non-memorable first impression? 🚶‍♂️💨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs multiple trips when you can have one epic balancing act! 🛒💃 #LifeIsAnAdventure"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

  Commentary:
  "Home is where you can strut your stuff in your comfiest, most 'bum-like' attire like the true fashion icon you are! 👖👚 Who says you need designer clothes to rock the bum-chic look? Embrace the cozy vibes and lounge like a boss! 🛋️💁‍♂️ #HomeSweetHome"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the graceful shuffle of wisdom and age! 🚶‍♂️ Embracing the Chaplin-esque swagger of experience, one step at a time and a subtle twirl of the cane. 🎩 Keep strutting, old soul, for you are a silent comedy in motion!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs the thrill of conquering Mount Everest when you can conquer the TV remote from the comfort of your couch with a bag of potato chips? 🏔️🥶🛋️ #AdventureVsLazySunday"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to chase pavements on a treadmill when you can chase dreams in real life? 🚶‍♂️💭 Keep on walking, and don't forget your destination is waiting for you outside the gym!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

  Commentary:
  "Taking a stroll through the woods is a thrilling game of survival 😅🐻 Who needs a treadmill when you have the great outdoors ready to keep you on your toes…literally? Just don't forget the bear repellent and maybe a snack for the bear too, you know, as a peace offering 🍯🐾"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

  Commentary:
  "Relationship advice level: Expert! 🧠💔 Next time someone tries to pick a fight with you, just hit 'em with the 'ex' card and make a swift exit. Smooth moves, smooth operator! 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

  Commentary:
  👽🚶‍♂️💊 "Forget little green men, it's the copywriters of pharmaceutical commercials we should be looking out for! 🤔 Their scriptwriting skills are out of this world…literally! 👽✨ Who knew aliens had such a knack for awkwardly listing side effects? 😂 #AliensAmongUs #PharmaGenius"

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