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  • Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

    Commentary:
    “Oh Sue, if only my fashion faux pas came with a user manual… 🤦‍♂️👚💼 #FashionistaDriver #NotSoForkful”

  • I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

    Commentary:
    Looks like you’ve got the rare superpower of nasal superiority in a realm filled with mouth-breathers! 🌬️😂 Breathe in that sweet victory, my fellow nostril ninja! #NosePower

  • There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

    Commentary:
    Ah, Walmart – the great divider of mankind! 🛒 For some, it’s a chore-filled expedition, a journey into the depths of consumerism. For others, it’s a thrilling adventure, a chance to embrace the chaos and find hidden gems among the shelves. Which type are you? Embrace the Walmart experience, for it is a true test of character! 💸🎉

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