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No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

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Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

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Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

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You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

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A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

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The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

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I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

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Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

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You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

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Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

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The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

Seen just now on TikTok:

The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

Trending via Threads:

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Girls Just Want To Have Naan

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Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

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It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

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To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

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Funny Walmart quotes

Funny Walmart quotes are the perfect way to bring a smile to your shopping spree 😄🛒 Whether it’s quirky experiences, unexpected finds, or the classic Walmart hustle, these laughs capture the wild and wonderful world of retail adventures 😂🎉 Ready to brighten your day with some retail therapy humor? Let’s dive into the funniest moments from everyone’s favorite budget-friendly store! 🎈🛍️

New funny Walmart quotes 👇

1 week ago
Share →: You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

Commentary:
"When you walk into Target and feel like you’re on an episode of 'Undercover Shoplifter' 😂🕵️‍♂️🚫 #WalmartAtHeart"
4 weeks ago
Share →: When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

Commentary:
"Sudden confidence boost: just add Walmart! 😂🛒 #ThinnestOnAisle5"
1 month ago
Share →: Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Commentary:
"Who knew avoiding awkward encounters was the ultimate cardio workout? 😂🏃‍♂️💨 #WalmartOlympics"
1 month ago
Share →: I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

Commentary:
"Living that champagne taste on a tap water budget life! 🥂🛒 #BougieOnABudget"
5 months ago
Share →: Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

Commentary:
"Oh Sue, if only my fashion faux pas came with a user manual… 🤦‍♂️👚💼 #FashionistaDriver #NotSoForkful"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

Commentary:
Looks like you've got the rare superpower of nasal superiority in a realm filled with mouth-breathers! 🌬️😂 Breathe in that sweet victory, my fellow nostril ninja! #NosePower
6 months ago
Share →: There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

Commentary:
Ah, Walmart – the great divider of mankind! 🛒 For some, it's a chore-filled expedition, a journey into the depths of consumerism. For others, it's a thrilling adventure, a chance to embrace the chaos and find hidden gems among the shelves. Which type are you? Embrace the Walmart experience, for it is a true test of character! 💸🎉

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

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Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

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Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

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After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

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It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

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You are my favorite dirty thought.

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“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

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I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

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We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

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Freshly posted on X:

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

Making waves on Instagram:

9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

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Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

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Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

Just shared via TikTok:

You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

Just shared via Facebook:

First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

Spotted on Messenger:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

Going viral on Discord:

Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

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I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

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