Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

Commentary:
"Oh Sue, if only my fashion faux pas came with a user manual… 🤦‍♂️👚💼 #FashionistaDriver #NotSoForkful"

I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

Commentary:
Looks like you've got the rare superpower of nasal superiority in a realm filled with mouth-breathers! 🌬️😂 Breathe in that sweet victory, my fellow nostril ninja! #NosePower

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

Commentary:
Ah, Walmart – the great divider of mankind! 🛒 For some, it's a chore-filled expedition, a journey into the depths of consumerism. For others, it's a thrilling adventure, a chance to embrace the chaos and find hidden gems among the shelves. Which type are you? Embrace the Walmart experience, for it is a true test of character! 💸🎉