Funny Walmart quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

  Commentary:
  "Sudden confidence boost: just add Walmart! 😂🛒 #ThinnestOnAisle5"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew avoiding awkward encounters was the ultimate cardio workout? 😂🏃‍♂️💨 #WalmartOlympics"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

  Commentary:
  "Living that champagne taste on a tap water budget life! 🥂🛒 #BougieOnABudget"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

  Commentary:
  "Oh Sue, if only my fashion faux pas came with a user manual… 🤦‍♂️👚💼 #FashionistaDriver #NotSoForkful"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you've got the rare superpower of nasal superiority in a realm filled with mouth-breathers! 🌬️😂 Breathe in that sweet victory, my fellow nostril ninja! #NosePower

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

  Commentary:
  Ah, Walmart – the great divider of mankind! 🛒 For some, it's a chore-filled expedition, a journey into the depths of consumerism. For others, it's a thrilling adventure, a chance to embrace the chaos and find hidden gems among the shelves. Which type are you? Embrace the Walmart experience, for it is a true test of character! 💸🎉

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