Funny weakness quotes

• Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

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  18 hours ago

  animal, animals, closing, everyone, having, humiliating, humiliation, humor, hungry, i, knows, link, me, sunburn, survival, unprepared, weakness, wilderness

• There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

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  19 hours ago

  humor, people, physiology, reason, rude, rudeness, simply, sneeze, weakness, yell

• Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

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  1 month ago

  apparently, beautiful, beautiful Latina, dating, dating problem, humor, interview, interviewer, job, job interview, latina, problem, weakness

• Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

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  2 months ago

  biological, biological clock, clock, dating, deadline, final, humor, men, pressure, prove, relationship, weakness, worthiness

• Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

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  2 months ago

  food, gut, humor, i, me, put, self-deprecation, snacks, tell, trust, weakness, where

• Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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  2 months ago

  career, humor, i, interviewer, job, listening, me, response, say, weakness, where, yourself

• “Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

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  2 months ago

  alcohol, answer, asked, beautiful, beautiful woman, dating, humor, inappropriate, inappropriate answer, interview, job, job interview, situation, social, social situation, weakness, woman, women, workplace

• “Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

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  2 months ago

  control, humor, impulse, just, password, security, self-control, too, wait, weakness

• I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

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  3 months ago

  am, around, attitude, being, childlike, childlike wonder, General, giggle, hate, humor, i, mistake, naivety, people, personality, simply, war, war general, weakness, wonder

• Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

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  3 months ago

  exercise, fitness, gym, humor, joke, notice, put, self-deprecation, weakness

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