Funny weakness quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs intuition when you can have a full stomach of snacks instead? 🍟 Trusting your gut might lead to some tasty decisions, but let's keep it focused on the snacks, not life choices! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

  Commentary:
  Job interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" 🤔
  Me: "I would say my biggest weakness is listening." 😂👂 Sounds like I have plenty of room for personal growth!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like "charming honesty" has its limits when it comes to job interviews! 🍸💃 Guess it's time to swap those weaknesses for something a bit more work-appropriate, like saying you're "too detail-oriented" or "overly passionate about excel spreadsheets." Remember, save the fun stuff for the office holiday party! 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

  Commentary:
  "Your password is too weak? Just wait until you see my impulse control 😂💪 #AllBarkNoByte"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: My muscles have issued a statement – they're quitting the workout game! 💪🚫 #GymConfessions"

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