Funny wedding dress quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs social media for views when you can flaunt your running skills in a wedding dress? 👰🏃‍♂️ Forget about viral videos, this bride is all about going the extra mile – quite literally! 💪😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

  Commentary:
  "Those who can still squeeze into their wedding dresses years later must have missed the memo about enjoying a good meal 🍔🍰🍕. Let's be real, life is too short for skinny jeans and small portions! #EatAndBeMerry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said 'love at first sight' clearly never tried 'marriage at first date'! 👰🏻‍♀️💕 Just make sure your date is ready to say 'I do' to your fashion statement!"

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