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Here's a rom-com idea truly fit for a monster movie makeover: "Gozilla +1"! π¦ππ° Picture this – Godzilla receives a wedding invite and decides to brave the human world, but faces the ultimate dilemma: finding a plus one willing to brave the chaos of a monster's love life! Will Godzilla's scales find a spark amidst the tulle and tears, or will the wedding bells just ring for party-crashing? Tune in for a tale of
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- Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.
- I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.
- Lifting my wifeβs wedding veil and finding out sheβs Darth Maul.
- Iβd like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.
- Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.
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"Oh, 'maybe next time' probably won't make the cut for wedding RSVPs. Lesson learned: RSVP with a clear yay or nay ππ€·ββοΈ Next time, try 'I do' or 'I don't' instead! ππ" -
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Oh, the legend of speedy marriages courtesy of the King himself, Elvis Presley! πΊ Who knew that tying the knot quickly would forever be associated with hip thrusts and sideburns? π Maybe Elvis just wanted to make sure lovebirds didn't leave the building without saying "I do"! ππΆ #MarriageGoals #ElvisTime -
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"Looks like Jesus is not RSVP-ing to this event! He must be too busy turning water into wine or parting the seas π·π Let's keep the thank-yous Earth-bound for now ππ" -
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"Being a bridesmaid is an honor, but carrying the end of a CVS receipt? Now that's a whole new level of commitment! ππ§Ύ #bridesmaidgoals #receiptduty" -
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"Who knew a cat's wedding could drive someone to madness? π€ͺπ±π Remember folks, don't mess with a pet parent's big day plans – things can get purr-sonally crazy!" -
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"Ah, yes, the classic foot-in-mouth situation with a side of unintentional burn π₯. Remember, folks: always handle delicate situations with utmost care, even if your humor is as sharp as your attire for the wedding πββοΈπ°. Lesson learned the hard way! π " -
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"Who needs family drama and friend antics when you have cake as your soulmate? π°π°ββοΈ Just you, your big cake, and maybe a fork for good measure. Who says you can't have your cake and eat it too? π #SingleLifeGoals" -
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Absolutely, that sounds like a great way to kick off the evening! π₯ Just make sure to follow it up with some solid marriage advice like, "Third time's a charm?". π Wishing the couple all the best on their new journey together! π #WeddingHumor -
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"Causing chaos at the wedding with a side of passive aggressiveness and a sprinkle of confusion. ππ© Who needs a reality TV show when you have this live drama unfolding? π"
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- I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.
- Caught the bouquet at the funeral.
- And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.
- Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.
- My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who canβt dance but puts in a noticeable effort.
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