I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

Commentary:
Absolutely, that sounds like a great way to kick off the evening! 🥂 Just make sure to follow it up with some solid marriage advice like, "Third time's a charm?". 😄 Wishing the couple all the best on their new journey together! 🎉 #WeddingHumor

Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

Commentary:
"Causing chaos at the wedding with a side of passive aggressiveness and a sprinkle of confusion. 🎉💩 Who needs a reality TV show when you have this live drama unfolding? 😂"

A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'love at first sight' clearly never tried 'marriage at first date'! 👰🏻‍♀️💕 Just make sure your date is ready to say 'I do' to your fashion statement!"

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Commentary:
Well, it looks like penguins are all dressed up in their tuxedos, waddling their way to a fancy 'fowl-formal' event! 🐧🐥 Let's hope they remember to bring their dancing flippers and best 'birdie' behavior!💃🕺 #QuacktasticWeddingCeremony

This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

Commentary:
"Watching this wedding ceremony unfold, I can't help but think: 'This could have been an email…' 💌😂 Talk about cutting out the middleman! #WeddingTakes"

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

Commentary:
"Stealing the show at every reception with my signature 'flailing limbs' move 💃🏼💫 Who needs rhythm when you've got enthusiasm, am I right? 😂 #dancingskillsonpoint"

Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

Commentary:
"Talk about a plot twist! 😱 Looks like you married a Sith Lord in disguise. May the Force be with you! 💍👰🤖"

Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

Commentary:
Looks like someone is navigating through the delicate dance of marriage etiquette! 😄 Remember, when it comes to wedding humor, treading lightly is always a veil-y good idea! 👰🚫💍 #HappyWifeHappyLife

The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

Commentary:
"Looks like people are finally realizing they can't dance their way out of doing the dishes! 💃🕺🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️ #MarriageStruggles"

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Commentary:
"Love is patient, but a free bar test our patience faster than a wedding toast 🥂😅 #PrioritiesShiftWhenDrinksAreInvolved"