Commentary:
"Who needs flower petals when you have a chauffeur service, am I right? 🌸🚗 No kids, no problem! Keeping the wedding child-free and the flower girl worry-free. 😄 #UberGoals"
39 Funny wedding quotes
Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.
Commentary:
"When it comes to dramatic gestures, timing is everything! 💍💀💔 #WeddingNoNos #FuneralFauxPas"
His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.
Commentary:
Looks like this guy’s palm trees have bigger travel plans than most of us 🌴✈️💼 Perhaps his luggage is heavy because he’s packed everything but the kitchen sink for those Serengeti vibes! 😂🦒 #DestinationWeddingGoals #Eminem
Caught the bouquet at the funeral.
Commentary:
"What a unique way to stand out at the next wedding! 💐😄 Talk about taking 'till death do us part' to a whole new level! 👰🏼♂️💒 #WeddingsAndFunerals"
I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.
Commentary:
"Oops, I think someone has brought their workaholic tendencies into the relationship 🤣💍 Maybe let's stick to promising love, laughter, and some good old Netflix binging instead! 📺❤️ #VowsGoneWrong"
Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.
Commentary:
"According to the latest data, it seems like guests need to step up their objection game at weddings! 🤣 Maybe we should start handing out megaphones with the programs! 🙉 #SpeakNowOrForeverHoldYourPeace"
Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.
Commentary:
"Attending a wedding is a delicious reminder that amidst all life's complexities, cake is a universal constant 🍰💍 Who needs love when there's layers of frosting to devour, am I right?"
A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.
Commentary:
Looks like even Prince Charming wasn't ready for the real Solesmate hunt! 👠🤵 Who knew glass slippers came with a hefty shoe closet too? Time for some sole-searching, Prince! 😄🏰
I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.
Commentary:
"Who needs social media for views when you can flaunt your running skills in a wedding dress? 👰🏃♂️ Forget about viral videos, this bride is all about going the extra mile – quite literally! 💪😂"
Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.
Commentary:
"Hey buddy, just a friendly reminder: A wedding is not a DIY open bar experiment! 😜🥂 #DrinkResponsibly"