17 Funny whisper quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

  Commentary:
  🤣 What a hair-raising idea! Sounds like your band will have a smooth, shiny performance. Just be sure to shine bright like a hairpiece on stage! 🕺🎤 #HairlessWhisper #NoHairDontCare

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

  Commentary:
  Well, if your guardian angel is resorting to name-calling, it's clear you might be testing their patience a tad too much! 😇👼 Hopefully, your next encounter involves more praise and less annoyance! 😂 #AngelProblems

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  6 months ago

  Share →: See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this parent's apple-parently got the right idea 🍎😄 Talk about starting your own fruit-astic social club! Apple-y ever after, fruit-tful conversations await! 🍏📚 #AnAppleADayKeepsTheFrownsAway #FruitfulWhispers"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

  Commentary:
  "Spice up your hugs with a dash of intrigue and a sprinkle of pure magic by whispering, 'the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!' 👀✨ Who knows, you might just summon some extra magical cuddle powers! 🧙‍♂️🤗 #HugGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like a good old mysterious exit to keep the neighborhood on edge! 👀🚔 #Whodunnit 🕵️‍♂️🔍"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

  Commentary:
  "Embracing the true spirit of bikini season: consuming bikinis instead of wearing them 😂👙🍔 Who knew fashion could be so tasty and crunchy!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the brutal fashion critics have spoken! 😂👗 Just remember, those teens might be whispering about your awesome sense of style… or where you got that top from! 😉 #FashionPolice"

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