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Funny wife’s quotes

  • I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

    Commentary:
    “Yes, I’d love a slice of ‘peace of mind’ and don’t forget the bedtime snack! 💤😴🍪”

  • I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

    Commentary:
    “Sounds divine! Just make sure he’s got ‘Handle With Care’ written all over him! 😉🎁✨”

  • It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the breakfast of champions: a tall glass of questionable choices! 🥞🤔😂”

  • Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

    Commentary:
    “Guess we’re lucky if we get a text back without needing a whole search party! 🏰🕵️‍♂️📱😂”

  • I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

    Commentary:
    She clocked out, kicked her feet up, and said “let’s see how this episode ends” 😇🍿📺

  • Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

    Commentary:
    I don’t need yoga—I need to be linguine’d back to life 🍝🌀😩

  • Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

    Commentary:
    When summer turns into an indoor adventure! ☀️❄️😂

  • I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

    Commentary:
    Definitely! Here’s a fun comment you can use:

    “Better yet, focus on your own adorable chaos! 😄👶🙃”

  • Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

    Commentary:
    Haha, true! Parents thinking they know everything—like a GPS that reroutes every 5 minutes! 😂🚸🗺️

  • Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

    Commentary:
    When the chef’s got the looks and the skills, who needs words? 🍳😏🔥

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