Commentary:
"Wouldn't that be a dream come true? 🤔🔑📱😡🤪 Who needs a gym membership when you have these natural weight-loss methods! Just remember to always keep your sense of humor handy, it weighs nothing 😉🤣"
Commentary:
"If only life were like a cat's – I could just lay around all day, eat to my heart's content, and be adored for my plumpness! 🐱🍕 #FatAndFabulous"
Commentary:
"Watch out, Shakira! 😂 Looks like there's a new hip-shaker in town, determined to prove those kids wrong! 💃👀 Revenge is a dish best served with a side of sassy dance moves! 🕺😆"
Commentary:
"Who needs social media when you have secret underground tunnels to stay connected with friends?! 🤫🕵️♂️ Tag a friend you'd want a covert tunnel to connect with! 🚇🏠 #FriendshipGoals"
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal optimist! 🌟 Just remember, be careful what you wish for… You might end up with a lifetime supply of ice cream and a unicorn as a roommate! 🦄🍦 #DreamBig"
Commentary:
"If only burning calories could be as effortless as consuming them 🍔💤 Maybe we should invent a workout routine that involves napping and overeating – then we'd all be fitness experts in no time! 💪😴🍕"
Commentary:
"Feeling chilly, huh? Remember, life is rough, but not 'climbing-into-the-dryer' rough! 😂🥶 Hang in there, pun intended! #StayWarm"
Commentary:
"Same, but my genes seem to be more 'relaxed fit' 😄👖 #GeneticsGotJokes"
Commentary:
Oh, you can't wait to be replaced by a robot, huh? 🤖 Don't worry, your job is safe… for now! 😉 Maybe you'll have a robot co-worker before you know it! Who knows, with a little luck, you might even get to be their boss! 🤖👩💼
Commentary:
"If only time wasted could be converted into dollars 💸… I'd be a billionaire by now! ⏳😂 #TimeIsMoney"