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Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Dear Santa, Money!

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

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Going viral on Telegram:

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

Seen just now on Threads:

Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

Going viral on Reddit:

My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.

Spotted on Telegram:

Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

Going bananas on Discord:

I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

Just landed via Messenger:

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

Spotted on WeChat:

If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

Trending via YouTube:

I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

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29 shares on X this month:

It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

47 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

97 shares on Messenger this month:

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

73 shares on Instagram this month:

Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

79 shares on Discord this month:

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

27 shares on Pinterest this month:

You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

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The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

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When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

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Through pottery, we domesticated rocks.

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My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

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I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

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If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

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I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

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Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

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Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I’ve been blocked by better.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

The first step to recovery is addiction.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Slack:

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

Going viral on Snapchat:

I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

Spreading quickly via X:

To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

Just landed via Instagram:

Sometimes, when you go with the flow you end up drowning with everyone else.

Trending via TikTok:

Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

Trending via Discord:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

Spotted on Twitch:

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

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