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193 Funny wit quotes
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- I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I donβt listen.
- Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.
- I donβt have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.
- I put the βproβ in procrastinate.
- Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.
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- She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.
- Can I be speaker? Iβm pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.
- Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.
- I never forget a face, but in your case, Iβll be glad to make an exception.
- Old age is always 15 years older than I am.
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