222 Funny wit quotes

Funny wit quotes celebrate the sharp, clever humor that hits you right between the eyes — and makes you laugh while you’re at it! 😏💡 From quick comebacks to brainy banter, these quotes are proof that a witty mind is the ultimate comedy weapon. Get ready for some smart laughs with serious style! 😂🧠🎯

If you can’t wow them with wisdom, baffle them with b…

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When in doubt, unleash your inner wizard and cast a Confusion Spell! 🧙‍♂️💨🤔

If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over…

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Mind over matter, the ultimate life hack! 😎🧠✨

Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

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When my friend and I come up with the same terrible plan: 🤔🧠💡 "Great minds" or "group fails"? 😅🔄

I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

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This is why I have a constant subscription to honesty! 😄🗣️😜

Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

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Sounds like someone needs to update their comedy passport! 😂🤪🤣

Don’t let the fact that I’m deeply unserious di…

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😂🧠 Just making sure everyone knows that being a goofball is my secret genius strategy. Carry on, casual mortals! 🎩😄

If a demon ever possessed me, I’d just sit back and say, “Y…

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Demon: "I've made a grave mistake." Me: "Welcome to the chaos, buddy!" 😈🤷‍♀️

I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimat…

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I'm like a mystery box of brain cells—never know what you're gonna get 🎁🧠😂

“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a lit…

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Everything's a joke, especially on Mondays 😅🤪 #LifeIsComedy

I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating…

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Solving mysteries one mistake at a time, but don't worry, I only create the best problems! 🤔✨😅