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- The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.
- I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.
- “You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.
- More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.
- Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.
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- If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.
- Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.
- I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.
- You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?
- “You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.
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