90 Funny woman quotes

• 

  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

  Commentary:
  Being a pretty woman is like having a golden ticket to the cringe Olympics! 😂🎟️💃

• 

  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

  Commentary:
  Crow women: masters of shiny object collection and perfecting the art of dramatic caw-versation! 🪶😂

• 

  2 weeks ago

  Share →: What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

  Commentary:
  When you hit the base where she checks if you're lost or just brave enough to try flirting 😂🚩

• 

  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

  Commentary:
  Wow, I guess someone's expecting a Titanic love story in about 25 years! 🚢😂👶

• 

  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

  Commentary:
  "Just so I understand… is she secretly the CEO meeting translator? 😂🤔💼 #SuperpowerActivated #MeetingMagic"

• 

  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew angels preferred hops over halos? 🍺😇✨"

• 

  2 weeks ago

  Share →: True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

  Commentary:
  "When you answer just one question, you're not dodging bullets—you're running a marathon in a minefield! 🏃‍♂️💥😅"

• 

  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

  Commentary:
  "Certified Grouchy Expert: Earning this title took blood, sweat, and idiots. 😂👵💪 #ProfessionalCrab"

• 

  3 weeks ago

  Share →: A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

  Commentary:
  "Every email she sends is a crime against beauty! 🥺💌 #JusticeForBeauties"

• 

  2 months ago

  Share →: The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

  Commentary:
  "When you've lost her at the thumbnail but you're still hoping for a chuckle. 🎥😅 #WishfulThinking"

For even more funny woman quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny woman quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌