Commentary:
Sounds like a classic case of the chicken or the egg, but for love! 🐔💕👩❤️👩
144 Funny woman quotes
Women don’t like me, so I’m going to spend all my money on a jacket.
Commentary:
Investing in a jacket like it's the stock market of love! 💸🧥😂
It really cannot be overstated how many of your problems disappear once you have a beautiful woman who is in love with you.
Commentary:
Sounds like a solid life hack! Now, if only I could get my cat to look at me the same way… 😸❤️
To be happy as a man, you simply need to replace your screen time with beautiful women time.
Commentary:
Swapping pixels for giggles? Count me in! 📱➡️😄💃
I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.
Commentary:
Those pups are probably living their best life now, recounting handbags like they're war stories! 👜🐕🤣
The absolute hottest thing you can do in front of a woman is tame a horse, but unfortunately, modern life affords us little opportunities for that.
Commentary:
Who knew my horse-taming skills would go to waste? 🐴💁♂️ #ModernProblems
Women will brag about their intuition, and then date a DJ.
Commentary:
Well, sometimes intuition just wants to hit the dance floor and spin some records! 🎧💃😂
Asking women for sex just to end the conversation.
Commentary:
Well, that's one way to make sure they run faster than your WiFi connection during a Zoom call! 📡🏃♀️💨
Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.
Commentary:
When your special spot turns out to be a survival mission 🔥😅🚀
When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.
Commentary:
"Guess I need to find a cute pet for my new profile pic! 🐶🌸😹"