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😂🥚 Well, it's official—you've got the magic touch to resurrect my ovaries like they're in a soap opera plot twist! 💫💋
144 Funny woman quotes
You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.
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Guess that’s why drones were invented—to safely deliver discarded boyfriend belongings! 🚁🧦📦
Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.
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Trying Pilates for the first time and realizing women have been secretly training to become rubber bands 🧘♀️😂
If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.
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Watch out, fellas! If women had venom glands, some of us might not survive a girl's night out! 🐍💄
Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.
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Looks like manga body proportions are the real spoiler alerts! 📖🔍😄
This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.
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Why go fishing when the fish are jumping into the boats face-first? 🎣🚤🤣
I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.
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Me too! My idea of fun is knitting a wild new scarf and binge-watching documentaries 😂🧶📚
Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.
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Sounds like someone is trying to secure some extra pillow space tonight! 😴😂❤️
Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.
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Proof that even strong women can't shake their loyal bathroom buddies 🐾🚪🤣
Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.
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Finding clothes while thrifting: when you either look like a gladiator or a toddler playing dress-up! 🛍️🤣👗