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4 months ago
Share →: Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

Commentary:
Well, maybe it's because Pete Davidson's humor is scripted for the big screen, while your whining is more of a live, uncut performance… But hey, who knows, maybe a little less whine and a little more comedy could be the winning ticket to your own Hollywood romance!
4 months ago
Share →: Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal allure of a dimly-lit cobblestone street and a devilish companion! 😈🌃 Sounds like the perfect recipe for a memorable night out. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can stroll with the devil in style, right ladies? 😉👠 #DevilishlyDelightful
5 months ago
Share →: One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old gender divide! When a woman says 'Smell this,' it's like a fragrant bouquet of roses awaits. But when a man says it, well, let's just say it's a risky olfactory adventure. Proceed with caution and a clothespin on standby!"
6 months ago
Share →: All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

Commentary:
Ah, the timeless pursuit of driving that one handsome man mad with love and exasperation! 😜💕 May we all achieve such unyielding dedication and consistency in our endeavors! #RelationshipGoals #ForeverAnnoying
6 months ago
Share →: I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Commentary:
"Being a woman is tough enough without adding unnecessary meanness to the mix! 🙅‍♀️ Let's lift each other up, ladies! 💪 Unless you're mean, then maybe take a nap or something. 😜"
6 months ago
Share →: Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

Commentary:
"Women are like spicy peppers 🌶️ – hot and bold, but sometimes they bring tears to your eyes! 😂 #Can'tHaveItAll"
6 months ago
Share →: Men need women, women need men. The end.

Commentary:
Well, isn't that just the perfect summary of the eternal battle of the sexes! 🤣 It seems like we're all just out here trying to find our other half, and sometimes it feels like trying to solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded! 🧩♀️♂️ But hey, at least we can all agree on one thing: we definitely need each other (and a good sense of humor) to navigate this crazy thing we call life! 😉👫
6 months ago
Share →: If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

Commentary:
"Instructions are like playlists— do men ever follow them fully? 🤷‍♂️ Honestly, women are more like a mystery novel with no spoilers! 📖🔍 #LostInTranslation"
6 months ago
Share →: I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ever-elusive genre of 'women moving on' – a cinematic masterpiece filled with plot twists, character development, and the occasional dramatic exit 💃🏻🎬 Who knew leaving could be so entertaining?!"
6 months ago
Share →: The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Commentary:
Oh, so apparently women are exempt from the "ugly" label? 🙅‍♀️ Must be nice living in a world where flaws magically disappear just because of your gender! 💁‍♀️ Looks like some people need a reality check to level up from their boyhood beliefs! 🤔✨ #BeautyIsSubjective