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Finally, a subscription service where Granny's secret pie recipe is the real guilty pleasure! 🥧🧶👵
129 Funny women quotes
When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.
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Out of respect for my wallet, my phone has started ghosting women for me 😂📵💸
The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.
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When your wallet's on a diet, that's when the real adventure begins! 💃💸😅
Men are very good at being women lately.
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"When makeup tutorials start looking like magic tricks, you know men have leveled up! 💄✨🤣"
Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.
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Taking notes for my next date: destination jazz club. 💃🎷 Guess it's time to swap Netflix for a sax solo! 🎶😄
Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.
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Mastering the art of "ignore and walk away" like a ninja in heels! 🕶️💁♀️💃
Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.
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Sounds like those guys are about to have a hiss-terical encounter! 🐍😄
You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.
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Guess that’s why drones were invented—to safely deliver discarded boyfriend belongings! 🚁🧦📦
Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?
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Why splash through the drama of Love Island when your antics look more like a dog paddling in the kiddie pool? 😆🐕💦
Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.
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Trying Pilates for the first time and realizing women have been secretly training to become rubber bands 🧘♀️😂