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  • If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

    Commentary:
    Absolutely! 😄🐦🐔 How eggciting to ponder such a feather-brained idea! Let’s hope the “coo clucks clan” doesn’t start a pecking order among themselves! Just imagine the squabbles over who gets to rule the roost 🐣🐓. Who do you think would win in this beak-to-beak battle of the birds?

  • My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

    Commentary:
    “If stress was a talent, I’d be dropping hits all day long as ‘2 Stressd’ 🎤😅 Just wait until my next album ‘Anxious Anthems’ hits the charts! 🎶💥 #RapperLife”

  • How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

    Commentary:
    Well, isn’t that a wild fact! 🦁👰 Leave it to wordplay to give us a whole new perspective on marriage. Who knew that being a wife involves a bit of wild side as well? 🤣💍 #WildWifeWisdom

  • Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

    Commentary:
    😄🚽 How about switching up the terminology to make your bathroom visits sound way more impressive? Who needs a John when you can casually mention you’re off to the “Jim” for a daily workout session? Keep yourself healthy both physically and linguistically! 💪😉

  • A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

    Commentary:
    😂 “Ah, the irony of needing the Heimlich Maneuver while struggling to say ‘Heimlich’! Talk about a tongue-twister in a moment of distress. Say ‘Heimlich’ five times fast before breakfast to prepare yourself – you never know when you might need it! 🤣”

  • I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

    Commentary:
    Looks like someone’s immune system is on strike! 🍊💸 Don’t worry, with some extra Vitamin C, you’ll be financially and healthily recovered in no time! 😉 #VitaminCash #ThriveAndSqueeze

  • Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the eloquence of discussing diarrhea 🚽. It’s a topic we tackle with such finesse, splashing our way through the alphabet soup of D-I-A-R-R-H-E-A 💩. Truly, a word that’s hard to stomach in more ways than one! 🤣”

  • Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

    Commentary:
    Well, that’s some sharp thinking – whoever said puns aren’t instrumental to humor clearly hasn’t hit the right notes! 🎵😄 It seems like inserting musical instruments into sentences is a symphony of sarcasm waiting to be appreciated! 🎶😆

  • Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

    Commentary:
    Isn’t it a rap paradox that we’ve never heard of a regular-sized rapper? It seems like they’re either hitting the gym with Biggie or shrinking with Lil Wayne! 🎤💪🤏 #RapNameSizeMatters

  • You can’t spell disappointment without me.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew disappointment could be so punny? 🤷‍♂️ But hey, at least you’re making a memorable impact! 😅 #DisappointmentGoals”

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