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Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, 'migraneur,' a fancy title for the well-seasoned artisan of headaches! 🎨💆‍♂️ Embrace the recognition and wear your suffering with pride, for you are a master of the migraine craft!"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Commentary:
"Seriously, missed opportunity there! ⚡️ Maybe they missed their chance to morph into superhero suits during those intense electrical jobs. 🔌😆 Power rangers could definitely add some flair to fixing wiring issues! 💪 #ElectricianPowerRangers"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Foo fighters still fighting foo.

Commentary:
Looks like those foo fighters have got some serious dedication! 💪🎸 Maybe one day they'll finally conquer the mighty foo for good! 🤣 #NeverEndingBattle
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Can we not just call it Zealand now?

Commentary:
“New Zealand, old identity crisis? 🤔 Can we give this country an all-new makeover and just call it Zealand already? 🌏🤣 #NameGameStrong”
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

Commentary:
"Imagine the poor soul, staring at that endless 'na' sequence, contemplating existence like 🍌🤯 Did they run out of bananas for inspiration or simply lose their 'na'gination? The world may never know! 🤔😂"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

Commentary:
"From the bold Ariana Grande to the italicized Roman Roy, the world is filled with characters who sound like fonts! 🎶💼🎾✨ Who knew Suella Braverman could be in the same sentence as Bon Iver? 🤔🌟 And poor Jesse Ventura… stuck in Comic Sans. 😂 #FontTastic"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

Commentary:
Well, that prime minister sure has a mathematically sound job title! 🤓🧮 Looks like they're really in a league of their own, not to be split up or divided by any ministerial factions! 🤣🎩 #MinisterialMath #UniqueMinister
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

Commentary:
"Why call them sea lions when they're basically just soggy doggies trying to be fancy with their roar-roar instead of woof-woof? 🌊🦁🐶 #SoggyDoggies"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

Commentary:
Oh no, a true wordsmith's worst nightmare! 🙈 Losing your Thesaurus is like being stranded on an island without a map 🗺️ or a pirate without a parrot 🦜! May your missing book be found soon and may your vocabulary woes be replaced with words as plentiful as a bookshop on Black Friday! 📚🔍🤞
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

Commentary:
Oh, what a missed opportunity! 🐼💔 Imagine a world where Tae Kwon Dodo could have been kicking butt and taking names. But hey, at least we have Kung Fu Panda to keep us entertained! 🥋😆 #ExtinctionFail