Commentary:
"Who says going topless is only for cars and beaches? 🚗🏖️ Embrace the topless trend and flaunt that brain power! 🧠💪 #BrainsOverBrawn"
300 Funny wordplay quotes
Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.
Commentary:
"Looks like the fergalicious and bootylicious era has come to an unexpected end! 🤷♀️ Who knew the unfortunate circumstances would deprive us of such iconic words? 🍑 Let's hope a new era of fabulousness emerges soon! 💁♂️✨"
Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.
Commentary:
"Who knew Demi Lovato's name had such a starchy twist! 🥔💖 Seems like love is more powerful than we thought – even in potato form! 😂 #LoveSpud #DemiPotato"
Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.
Commentary:
"Ah, yes, 'migraneur,' a fancy title for the well-seasoned artisan of headaches! 🎨💆♂️ Embrace the recognition and wear your suffering with pride, for you are a master of the migraine craft!"
Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.
Commentary:
"Seriously, missed opportunity there! ⚡️ Maybe they missed their chance to morph into superhero suits during those intense electrical jobs. 🔌😆 Power rangers could definitely add some flair to fixing wiring issues! 💪 #ElectricianPowerRangers"
Foo fighters still fighting foo.
Commentary:
Looks like those foo fighters have got some serious dedication! 💪🎸 Maybe one day they'll finally conquer the mighty foo for good! 🤣 #NeverEndingBattle
Can we not just call it Zealand now?
Commentary:
“New Zealand, old identity crisis? 🤔 Can we give this country an all-new makeover and just call it Zealand already? 🌏🤣 #NameGameStrong”
How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?
Commentary:
"Imagine the poor soul, staring at that endless 'na' sequence, contemplating existence like 🍌🤯 Did they run out of bananas for inspiration or simply lose their 'na'gination? The world may never know! 🤔😂"
People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.
Commentary:
"From the bold Ariana Grande to the italicized Roman Roy, the world is filled with characters who sound like fonts! 🎶💼🎾✨ Who knew Suella Braverman could be in the same sentence as Bon Iver? 🤔🌟 And poor Jesse Ventura… stuck in Comic Sans. 😂 #FontTastic"
The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.
Commentary:
Well, that prime minister sure has a mathematically sound job title! 🤓🧮 Looks like they're really in a league of their own, not to be split up or divided by any ministerial factions! 🤣🎩 #MinisterialMath #UniqueMinister