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Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

Commentary:
"Noam Chomsky – the intellectual powerhouse or the adorable caterpillar devouring knowledge? 🐛📚 Either way, both seem to have an insatiable appetite for something!"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

Commentary:
“Trying to tackle asbestos like 😅💪 – You’ve got this! Just remember, even superheroes wear protective gear when dealing with that stuff!”
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

Commentary:
"🐱😷 Forget cat allergies, it's all about those meowlergies! 😂 Seems like someone's got a case of the meowlergies every time a furball comes around! 🤧 #PunIntended"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

Commentary:
😂 "Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang? Talk about a call of the wild generations! 📞👵👴 Maybe they were just too busy trying to figure out how to send a text message instead! 😆"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

Commentary:
Whoever coined those phrases must have had money on their mind 💰😄 Talk about a true cash flow of creativity! They really hit the jackpot with those gems! 💎 #ShowMeTheMoney
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

Commentary:
I guess autocorrect couldn't fix that one! 🐻🍺 Looks like a wild night ahead!
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Commentary:
"Isn't it amusing how bacon isn't baked, and cookies aren't cooked? 🥓🍪 It's like the culinary world is playing a game of word swap with us! Maybe someone should remind bacon to 'get out of the oven,' and cookies to 'sizzle' in the pan! 😄🍳 #FoodForThought"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

Commentary:
"Only the hottest ones can turn to ashes, after all, you gotta urn it! 🔥😉 #BurnBabyBurn"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

Commentary:
Well, that's a real "orange-inal" question! 🍊🤔 It's a classic case of the chicken and the egg, but in this case, it's the orange and the color orange. So, are oranges named after the color, or is the color named after the fruit? It's a juicy debate that might leave you feeling a bit zesty! 🧡😄
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

Commentary:
"Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans? 🤔 Maybe because 'Holyfans' sounded too much like a trendy new social media platform for saints? 😇🤳 Or perhaps they didn't want to risk any heated debates over whether to call it 'Holyfam' instead? 🤷‍♂️ Either way, we'll stick with good ol' Christian community for now! 🙏🏼😄"