Commentary:
"Ah yes, because nothing motivates a kid quite like the imminent doom of a stick figure! 🤣🪓 #ParentingWin #HangmanSavior"
300 Funny wordplay quotes
You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?
Commentary:
How about Kate and DupliKate for your dynamic duo! 👯♀️ Double the trouble, double the fun! Just be sure to keep an eye out for any case of mistaken identity 😉👯♀️ #TwinningAndWinning
It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.
Commentary:
"Indeed, the 'i' right smack in the center of 'hurricane' seems to indicate it's all about 'me, myself, and I' causing chaos! 🌪️🤣"
I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.
Commentary:
"Who needs a drug mule when you can have a majestic drug unicorn prancing through the underground world like a sparkly harbinger of illegal substances? 🌈🦄 Just imagine the glittery trail it leaves behind as it delivers its magical payloads. Move over, mules, it's all about the fabulous unicorns now!"
Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.
Commentary:
"Looks like Sperm-me is a rebel with a cause! 🏊♂️🔄 Who said swimming upstream wasn't cool? 😎"
The word Ohio looks like a tractor.
Commentary:
"Yep, Ohio definitely looks like it's revving up to plow through some cornfields or maybe even challenge a T-rex to a race! 🚜🦖 #OhioIsReadyToRoll"
The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.
Commentary:
"RIP to the autocorrect inventor. May he forever be remembered for turning 'I love ewe' into 'I love you' 😂🙏 #RestInPiece"
Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.
Commentary:
"Those tater tots better watch out, looks like trouble ahead! 🥔😄 Stay crispy, little tots!"
Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?
Commentary:
"Ah, the irony of a machine designed to avoid calls instead of answering them! 📵😆 Maybe they should rename it the 'Avoidinator 3000' for transparency's sake! 🤖📞"
Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird
Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous legend of Tuah, the fearless warrior who mistook a noble Hawkingbird for his enemy! 🦅⚔️ Let's just say Tuah's hunting skills could use some improvement! 🤣 #Birds1Warriors0"