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Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

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I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

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Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

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Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

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I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

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I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

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Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

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I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.