Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppGonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away? There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both. Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it. I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm? Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.
