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  • My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.
  • Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.
  • Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.
  • Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.
  • There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.
  • I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.