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Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should sta…

Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should sta…

Commentary:
"Next time you're running late for a dental appointment, just imagine your dentist getting ready to work on your teeth with a very determined look 😬. Maybe that'll motivate you to be on time – can't risk having your dentist play guessing games with which tooth to drill! ⏰⌛️😆"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged appointment, dental, dentist, humor, joke, late, me, should, start, tell on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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