Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good. Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Calories – the irresistible taste of food math 🍔🍰🥓 Who knew counting could be this delicious? Just remember: everything in moderation, even those sneaky little calorie critters! 😜🍴" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating. If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories. How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them. One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves. Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.
