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College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

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The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

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Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

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Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

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Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

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The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

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The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.