Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHave y’all tried calories? They’re so good. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them. Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating. If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories. One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves. Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”