Trendy Funny Quotes

  • HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.
  • Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
  • On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.
  • If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.
  • Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?
  • Wake me up when I’m rich!