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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

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Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

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I should’ve been a crow. They get to fly around looking goth as hell and seeking retribution. Instead, I have to go to an office and work on my ‘people skills.’

2 months ago

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Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

2 months ago

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I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

2 months ago

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Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

2 months ago

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69 shares on X this month:

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

54 shares on YouTube this month:

I march to the beat of my own dumb.

80 shares on Telegram this month:

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

18 shares on YouTube this month:

No rizz, just pretty eyes and many unsettling things to say.

18 shares on Threads this month:

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

97 shares on Discord this month:

Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

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Painted all of my red flags orange for fall.

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Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

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It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

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Be useless, so nobody can use you.

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Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

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I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

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The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

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Making waves on Instagram:

So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I love Pinterest. No opinions. No bad vibes. Just pretty pictures.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.

Seen just now on Instagram:

If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

Just shared via Threads:

Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

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Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

I should’ve been a crow. They get to fly around looking goth as hell and seeking retribution. Instead, I have to go to an office and work on my ‘people skills.’

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

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