Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

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Kinda in the mood to let my feelings impair my judgement.

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Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

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What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

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I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

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Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

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I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

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The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

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Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

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Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

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My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.