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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has shared:

If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

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This canโ€™t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ has copied:

If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ญ has viewed:

Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has downloaded:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ท has viewed:

Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has downloaded:

Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has shared:

I donโ€™t like the person I become when Iโ€™m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ has downloaded:

I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡น has copied:

Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

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Making waves on Twitch:

The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

Just landed via Slack:

Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

This entire “presidency” is like being tied to a chair and watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

Going bananas on Slack:

The worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

Just landed via WeChat:

All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฑ has copied:

Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ช has copied:

No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช has downloaded:

The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ง has downloaded:

I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง has copied:

Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฐ has shared:

I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ has bookmarked:

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has viewed:

December you will be good to me (threateningly).

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ has downloaded:

Expecting your first babyโ€™s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ป has copied:

My cat and I talked it over and no we donโ€™t think that Iโ€™m crazy.

Social Media Log ๐Ÿ’ซ

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

Making waves on Facebook:

Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I brake for no one, except squirrels.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

Going viral on Messenger:

If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

Making waves on TikTok:

Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of lifeโ€™s greatest challenges.

Going viral on Facebook:

This heat made me realize I wonโ€™t survive in hell, I gotta change.

Seen just now on Threads:

My bodyโ€™s check engine light has been on for years.

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