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  • Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.
  • They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.
  • I march to the beat of my own dumb.
  • Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.
  • The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.
  • I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.