I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest. Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working. My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere. I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears. I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.