I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

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By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

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Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

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Kid, I have jeans older than you.

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Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

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If I were you, I would rather be me.

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Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

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True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.