I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.
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"Gun violence? Nah, I'm more of a 'reload my pill caddy and remote batteries' kind of person. Stay loaded, but in a different way! 💊🔋😅"

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