I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know h… Commentary:"Gun violence? Nah, I'm more of a 'reload my pill caddy and remote batteries' kind of person. Stay loaded, but in a different way! 💊🔋😅" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere. My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere. I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’ It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it. Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.
