I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate. My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake. When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake! “This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.