I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday som… Commentary:"Who needs a reason to eat cake? 🎂 Life is too short to wait for birthdays! Go ahead, treat yourself and celebrate like it's somebody's birthday EVERY day! 🎉🍰 #CakeForEveryOccasion" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger. I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate. I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it. The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks. I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.