Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.
  • We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.
  • Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
  • I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.
  • I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.
  • I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.