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My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

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Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

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I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

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Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

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If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

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Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?

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My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.