I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’… Commentary:"Trying to diet but failing miserably? Blame it on that pesky condition called being HUNGRY 🍔🍟🍦. No shame in prioritizing your stomach's needs over salad, right? 😉" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that. I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds. I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed. I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging. According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.
