I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds. Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead? I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again. Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk. Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.