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Ah, the classic "procrastination strategy"! Master of the art of delaying tasks until the very last moment 🤭⏳. Why rush when you can savor the sweet anticipation of looming deadlines, am I right? 🤣 #ProcrastinationGoals

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21 shares on Messenger this month:

Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

79 shares on Slack this month:

Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

63 shares on Discord this month:

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

57 shares on Messenger this month:

Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

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I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

95 shares on Instagram this month:

Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

26 shares on X this month:

I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

20 shares on Slack this month:

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

14 shares on Twitch this month:

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

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I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

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Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

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Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

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US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

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Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

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Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

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Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

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I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

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I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

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I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

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If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

Going bananas on Instagram:

When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

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Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

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Friends with consequences.

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Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

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Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

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When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

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Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

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Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.

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The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

Self-help books are brain rot. Return to fiction.

The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

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I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

Keep the laugh going 😂

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

Self-help books are brain rot. Return to fiction.

The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

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