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I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

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Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

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Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

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Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

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They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

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I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

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Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

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“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

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Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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Don’t forget to make everything about you today.