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Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

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If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

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Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

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Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

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I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

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Alexa, turn off the planet.

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Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

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No parenting book prepares you for the stank of your kid’s soccer bag.

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God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

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My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

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When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

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I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

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Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

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Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

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I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

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The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

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Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

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The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

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