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Ah, the classic "procrastination strategy"! Master of the art of delaying tasks until the very last moment 🤭⏳. Why rush when you can savor the sweet anticipation of looming deadlines, am I right? 🤣 #ProcrastinationGoals

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I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

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