Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.
- When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.
- The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.
- If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.
- Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.
