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I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

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At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

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When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

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You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

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Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

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Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

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I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!