Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?
  • Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.
  • Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.
  • I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.
  • I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!
  • I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.