I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Talk about getting too attached to your work! If only those couches and chairs could talk, they'd probably ask for a raise." Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes. There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own. Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture. IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.