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I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

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"Parenting: transforming infinite patience into 'Did you just eat that off the floor?!' in 0.5 seconds. 🤦‍♂️👶 #ParentLife"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged expectations, family, humor, i, irony, kids, parent, parenting, patience, patient on Nov 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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