I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

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I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

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I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

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Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

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An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

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I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

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Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

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Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.