I was the most patient parent and then I had kids. Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Parenting: transforming infinite patience into 'Did you just eat that off the floor?!' in 0.5 seconds. 🤦♂️👶 #ParentLife" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people? The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree. Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much. The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration. Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.
