Trendy Funny Quotes

  • That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.
  • It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!
  • Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.
  • I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.
  • I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.
  • Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.