I was the most patient parent and then I had kids. Commentary:"Parenting: transforming infinite patience into 'Did you just eat that off the floor?!' in 0.5 seconds. 🤦♂️👶 #ParentLife" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people? “So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would. The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree. Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers. Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.
