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  • Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.
  • The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.
  • In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.
  • McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.
  • Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.
  • Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.