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I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

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First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

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Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

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Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

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I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

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Weirdos gonna weird.

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How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

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I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.