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“I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference. 
Who needs a specific hill when you’re ready to go all in on any plot of land? Flexibility at its finest! 
#HillLover #NoHillPreference”
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“Driving can be a real challenge when your body decides to rebel!
At least a sneeze is a bit easier to navigate than a sudden urge to pee while cruising down the highway! 
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“Who needs the gym when you can have a workout just trying to keep the fire alarm from going off?
And hey, if waving a pillow burns calories, then maybe we should start a new fitness trend – Pillow Flailing Workouts! Anyone care to join me? 
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“Staying at an AirBnB is like embarking on a thrilling adventure where the main attraction is deciphering the binder of rules left by your friendly neighborhood stranger
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“Life’s a stage, and for serial killers and comedians alike, it’s all about that elusive Netflix special
Or you might just end up on those ‘shitty podcasts’ discussing your quirky hobbies like collecting stamps or, uh, body parts 
Either way, make sure to choose your performances wisely! 
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“Oh, opportunity certainly has a knack for showing up at the most inconvenient times, doesn’t it?
Maybe it’s trying to keep us on our toes or maybe it just has a twisted sense of humor! 
Just remember, when opportunity knocks, you better answer, even if you’re in your pajamas! 
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