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Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

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The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

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The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

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I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

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The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

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Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

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The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

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I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

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Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

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It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

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I kind of can’t wait for my generation to be bumping 90’s hip hop, rap, and heavy metal at the old folks’ homes.

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Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

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I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

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Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.

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“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

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Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

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People think I forgot the shit they said. Ain’t no expiration date on disrespect.

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After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

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I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

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Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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You never hear anything about Mr. Rubik himself, only about his cube.

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Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

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Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

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What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

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I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

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The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

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It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

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I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

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One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

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I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

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My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

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I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

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Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

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