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  • Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?
  • They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.
  • Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?
  • Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.
  • Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.
  • Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.