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Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

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Roses are pink. I need a drink.

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Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

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Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

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Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

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It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

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April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.